Johnny Punish

Last year, voters across the country chose Kris Allen as the American Idol is what would later be known as the biggest travesty in the history of the show. While Kris Allen is a talented young man who has a nice niche going for him, Adam Lambert was a beast shining as he played up to Queen and Kiss like no other could. Week in and week out, Lambert stepped it up perfectly hitting notes that no one could do and doing so with a rock star flare that was effortless; a unique trait among the truly charismatic talent that rises to the top.

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Memo to Massa McDonnell: The USA is one nation under god. We are NOT the Confederacy of the Slave Owning States of the Jefferson Davis. We won the war and do NOT celebrate the losses of our enemies! Learn it, Love it, Live it!

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Trade for Michael Vick. Philadelphia has no real value for him as they’ve already said there will be no competition at QB and some guy named Kevin Kolb has the job. (He must be related to the GM or something).

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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. An American tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. “Not very long.” they answered in unison. “Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

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