Kryptonite Republicans Still Trying to Take Down Superman Obama

December 10, 2009

We Ought to Defend Super Obama Against Kryptonite Republicans

by Johnny Punish

Today, we watched U.S. President Barack Obama accept the Nobel Peace Prize this after announcing an escalation in Afghanistan. Admittedly, it’s weird timing.

However, after watching the crowd outside the hotel cheering him on during the tradition candlelight appearance, it occured to me that we have a rock star as president and many on the right are hell bent to take that political advantage away. Why?

We had 8 years of Mr. Bush who was a laughing stock internatioanally.  The only way to get anything done was to bully allies ultimetly sending us into the the dark night.  His ability to influence right after 911 was at the highest level of any sitting President since FDR on December 7th, 1941, yet Mr. Bush squandered all of this political capital and turned it into a national shame making us Americans turn our heads saying “WTF!”

Fastforward to Barack and we now have a rock star who is articulate and internationally famous.  We ought to use this advantage 100% for our own national interests.  Yet, these Krytonite Republicans, the very same folks who gave us that Mr. Bush, continually try to throw Superman under the Krytonite bus using every gambit they can to discredit him.  This is pathetic at best and fervantly anti-american at worst.

Are these Krytonite Republicans Pro-American or not?

Look, I am an American, not a right wing, left wing, or buffalo wing.  But I am sick and tired of power hungry Krytonite Republicans trying to take down this guy that represents our country and gives us the best chance to restore American influence around the world. 

Whether you agree or disagree with President Obama on the the issues of healthcare, Afghanistan II, or the economic stimulus, one thing we can agree on is that President Obama brings us Americans international prestige and with it comes the ability to influence the world which is expectionally better than the name “Mudd” that Mr. Bush so willingly brought upon us.


* Kryptonite is the material usually shown as having been created from the remains of Superman’s native planet of Krypton, and generally has detrimental effects on Superman and other Kryptonians. The name “kryptonite” covers a variety of forms of the substance, but usually refers to the most common “green” form. Kryptonite is almost the only thing that can kill Superman.

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