NFL Picks of the Weak from Johnny Punish

GAME OF THE WEAK 

Colts – 7 over Jaguars
Did you see last weeks Jaguars game?  Did they give up or do they really stink that bad? Jags are a team is in trouble that does NOT believe in their QB.   If you see Trent Edwards in the 4th quarter taking snaps for the Jags, cash in your ticket. Colts are a top team and top teams dispose of the garbage
Colts 28, Jaguars 12 

TOP PLAYS
 

Bengals – 3 over Browns
Bengals D puts clampdown on mediocre Browns O. Jordan Shipley becomes important ball control O player for Bengals opening up game for Ochocinco and Owens to score. Carson Palmer services the account suffificiently in Bengals win against Mangini the Magician as he waves his wand and watches his coaching career disappear
Bengals 24, Browns 15
 
Bears + 3 against Giants
Giants are playing poorly and have too many holes. Key D line injury to Kiwanuka out will cause Giants to falter.  Bears riding momentum wave.  Cutler/Martz is working.  Da Bearz are starting to believe they are contenders and will take offense against being the dog in this one. Bears feast on Giant stew!
Bears 24, Giants 23 

PUNISH SAYS BET A BIG TASTY, FRIES AND A COKE 

Lions +14.5  against Packers
Packers are the superior team but again, over 14 spreads in NFL are dangerous.  Last week, Lions had 2 very serious chances in red zone to kill the spread and Viking bettors lucked out on those.  Many times, a last minute errant TD kills the spread because winning team’s goal is to win and so they let down to close the game out. Lions are fighters and see themselves better than their record.  This one follows the pattern that 14.5 is too much against a dog that fights.
Packers 31, Lions 17


 

THE UPSET BLUE PLATE MONEY LINE SPECIAL

49ers + 7 against Falcons
Falcons coming off huge win could let down against a wounded dog.  49ers are getting embarrassed and have new O Coordinator. All signs point to a Falcons blowout which means Falcons let down.
The wounded dog bites back and gives the dirtybirds rabies.
49ers 22, Falcons 21

BEST GAMES TO WATCH

  • Ravens vs. Steelers in an orgy of defense.  Ravens win this one as Batch falters into old age.  Ravens by 2
  • Eagles vs. Redskins. Torch gets passed from McNubb to Vick as Redskins lack of talent show up giving McNubb a tough return to Philly.  Vick will come out respectful to Donavon.  But with the worst D in the league, Vick will eventually exploit it while McNubb tries to win it on his own.  But his team is just not good enough.  Eagles win by 7 and start road towards a run at the division title.

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